As far as informative web browsing goes, you would be hard pressed to beat the humour site Cracked. Spend a single lunch break perusing their impressive collection of articles, and you’ll have enough ammunition to slay a month’s worth of pub conversations. I was paddling through Cracked’s ocean of information earlier today, when I stumbled onto a series of posts on the World’s Most Disturbing Sex Toys. While browsing each list of filthy fuck gadgets, I realised that these could just as easily have been line ups for upcoming music festivals. Sex Toys make for great band names. It’s not the most mind blowing of discoveries, in fact we as a civilisation have known this for decades. Still, this didn’t stop me from whipping up a bunch of album covers for your pleasure. Enjoy.

Note: No, you cannot buy these albums. Yes, you can totally buy the sex toys they are named after.

humiliator

 

sexd

 

sexysad

 

Aroma

 

babyj

 

ELECTRO

 

pleasure

 

dispose

 

goo copy

 

drippy

 

Drilldo

 

pogo

 

ZEUS

 

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